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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual."
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"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."
"My Thai girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."
"So I asked my dad... So I asked my dad during Christmas dinner if anything were home made? He replied ""definitely not you."""
"Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma!"
"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"
"Don't commit suicide by jumping off a building or they might report it as a parkour accident."
"what cant you spell slaughter without? Laughter"
"""These boobs are made for walking!"" -Inventor of FootBoobs."
"If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows"