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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"
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"Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread"
"My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat."
"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"
"I named my first dog ""What"". Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked ""What is the name of your first pet?"" and I kept answering ""Yes."""
"So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale was tattooed the price of her tail and on her behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braile."
"A white man beaten with a wheel of Parmesan claims it was a hate crime. Cheese on cracker investigation begins."
"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."
"Interviewer: How do you hit those high notes? Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me? Adam Levine: Practice."
"""Ladies and gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."