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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"
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"Psychiatrist ""Tell me about your trust issues."" Me ""No"""
"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"
"I'm having an existential crisis because I dialed a wrong number and the man who answered asked me, ""Who is you?!"""
"You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"
"What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt."
"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."
"7:55 pm: Pours Diet Coke over fries to prevent self from eating them. 8:03 pm: Eats soggy Diet Coke fries."