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Joke of the Day

"My Thai girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."

"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"

"After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know... My wife and I had one question. ""Could it be arson?"""

"Matthew McConaughay is for Matthew McConaughorses"

"How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts."

"Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome."

"Just a simple solution. Obviously North Korea made a mistake, although we should forgive and forget. Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony? Yeah... Lets blame Sony."

"""Knok Knock "" -""Knok Knock."" =""Who's there ?"" -""Grandad"" =""Shit, stop the funeral"" credit: Gary Delaney"

"Bought my wife a burka for her birthday She wasn't too happy. Said she won't be seen in it"

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated."