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Joke of the Day

"I was going to build my own bicycle but I couldn't be bothered... Two tired"

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape."

"Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth? The bird doesn't feel he's home."

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is trying to remember what I wanted when calling in my take out order."

"I just referred to tongs as 'food tweezers' in case you want to be in awe of my command of the English language."

"Him: I wonder if this dealership is open. Me: Are you stupid? The parking lot is full."

"What do you call a constipated German? *Farfrompoopin*"

"What concert ticket costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback"

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?"