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Joke of the Day

"Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face."

"If you pooped everything out and then only ate corn after that, would your next poop just be a pile of corn? Oh sorry welcome to PF Chang's"

"A farmer was worried when he counted only 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, much to his relief, he had 200."

"I swear, if I go to read one more goddamn article and I click on it and it's a video, I'll... I'll... tweet about it."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"

"Childish immature jokes are the best * Step 1: say ""eye"" * Step 2: spell the word ""map"" * Step 3: say ""nus"" * Now say that all together..."

"When I was a kid, I really didn't like the idea of having facial hair... ...but now it's starting to grow on me."

"What do you say to a woman who didn't shave for a funeral? O-bitch-uary."

"A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption."

"What are filipinos horror stories? Crispy Pata"