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Joke of the Day

"How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish? Three. One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops."

"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."

"So I woke up to find that someone had stolen my assignment for my communications class... I was speechless..."

"Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels."

"Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday."

"I hate ""two-faced"" people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"A man walks into a bar. He bashed his head. What did you think would have happened?"

"Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi."

"What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge? Hard Rock."

"Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter."