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Joke of the Day
"The awkward moment when you remember something but you don't know if it was real or just a dream."
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"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."
"I love that all the Catholics are easy to single out today. Can't believe no one's tried publically marking people by religion before."
"How come when someone goes to sit down and the seat is dirty they use their hand to wipe the seat then wipe their dirty hands on their pants? What was the point"
"A classics professor goes to a tailor... ... to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: ""Euripides?"" The professor replies: ""Yes. Eumenides?"""
"Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering..."
"I went to a seafood disco last week I ended up pulling a mussel."
"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't even weigh yourself unless you are an infant or leprechaun or something."
"I'm finally part of the cool crowd! *waddles off with colony of penguins*"