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Joke of the Day
"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."
Next Joke
"After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like ""feeding the hungry"" and ""How to thank a loving wife"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !"
"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""
"How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another? Shoot one of them."
"Did you hear about the hamster who died? He fell asleep at the wheel"
"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."
"I'll bet Petr Pan lives in Nether Netherland."
"I had sex for an hour and 45 seconds last night. Thanks daylight savings!"
"I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of."