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Joke of the Day
"My best friend ran away with my wife.... I miss him."
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"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"
"When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, ""no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."""
"A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?"""
"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"
"A duck walks into a bar and says ""Get me some chapstick, and put it on my bill!"""
"Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"
"So I got banned from the DIY store. I was just looking for a vibrator."
"Why can't you run in a campground? Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out."