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Joke of the Day
"What kind of seagull flies over a bay? A Bay-gull"
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"What's miley cyrus's favourite color? twerkquoise"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers"
"I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed."
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."
"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."
"The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians."
"Bought $200 sunglasses. Lost them in 15 minutes. Bought Walmart sunglasses. Had them for 238 years."
"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"I like living on the edge. [ $[ $RANDOM % 6] == 0 ] && rm -rf / l l echo Click"