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Joke of the Day
"Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn."
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"Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of mouse walks on two legs? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs? A: They all do!"
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"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
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