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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't Jeffery Dahmer go down on Terri Schiavo? Because cannibals don't eat vegetables."
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"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"
"You're a 10...on the pH scale cause you're basic."
"Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time."
"[NSFW]Why the Higgs boson is so respected by other particles? He decides who gets some ass."
"Me: I want cozy pajama pants for Christmas. Him: I was gonna get lingerie. Me: Trust me. VS won't have your size. Him: Me: *jazz hands*"
"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""
"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven"
"I always hang on the rim after I dunk because it's really high up and I'm scared."
"""Don't kid yourself"" Would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic."