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Joke of the Day
"Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi."
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"- What do you think about the coming battle General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser."
"What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy? A Fixie."
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."
"My friend is getting a new car - a ""tangerine"" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?"
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male."
"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 934, kidding, I meant Emma Watson."
"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."
"I have a collection of captured mosquitoes... I'm not happy one bit."