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Joke of the Day
"Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi."
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"Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die..."
"Mom: Did we pack everything? The stupid baby monitor? Dad: Ugh I hate that annoying dumb thing! Tiny Monitor Lizard: Ok wow I'm right here"
"What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition? A navi-gator!"
"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."
"A coworker of mine recently had a miscarriage and it really changed her. She's not the same joyful, full-of-energy kind of person she used to be. It's like she lost her inner child."
"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"
"Have you heard that Magnesium is dating Oxygen? OMg"
"I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting."
"[calls work] I'm sorry I can't come into work today ""is everything alright?"" [getting owned in an argument on YouTube] no"