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Joke of the Day

"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""

"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went out and had drinks. Cool guy, he wants to be a web designer."

"Saw a phone booth. Hopped in. Came out. Didn't become Superman. Now it just looks like I was hiding while that lady was getting mugged."

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."

"How many girlfriends have you had before me? She asked casually, as she sat on the edge of my bed pretending to be interested in my Warhammer catalogue. Fucking stupid question."

"What Do you Call Neil Degrasse Tyson when he pours champagne on his bare chest? **An astro-fizzy-tits**"

"Back up so I can take your picture. Further More. Keep going. A little bit more distance. Drop off the Earth. Perfect."

"Saying ""EA Sports it's in the game,"" along with the guy who says it."

"If Donald Trump has been married three times... Does that make Melania the ""Third Lady""?"