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Joke of the Day
"Kanye smashing his bathroom mirror to free the other Kanye trapped behind the glass."
Next Joke
"A friend asks his friend to tell him a joke. Friend A - Hey dude, tell me a joke. Friend B - Pussy. Friend A - I don't get it? Friend B - I know you don't."
"If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter."
"My grandpa keeps complaining to me that my generation relies too heavily on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support."
"What do you call a group of goose haunting you? A poltergeest"
"*died in your arms tonight* *stuffed in your trunk tomorrow* *buried in the woods the day after that*"
"I like my tea like I like my women.... Plain, dark and bitter!"
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin ~told by my dad"
"What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"
"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"