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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino \ _()_/ "
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"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"
"When I heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... I was shocked!!"
"After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like ""feeding the hungry"" and ""How to thank a loving wife"""
"I don't plan on moving to California anymore. Everything is known to cause cancer in there."
"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste. I'll show myself out."
"I saw a reddit post teasing Australia about being upside down. So I went ahead and gave it an Australian upvote."
"I'd let you be the reason my cheeks blush.. All four of them"
"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"