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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino \ _()_/ "

"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"

"My girlfriend says she's my best friend but she got so mad when I called her a homo and threw a snowball at her face. Women are so confusing"

"my daughter's joke How does the Pope fly to Mass? In his HolyCopter."

"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"

"My daughter is now at the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. This morning she asked, ""Was that the best you could do?"""

"COWORKER: I'm going to my friend's lake house this weekend for a party. ME: *lying* I also have friends."

"Two blonds are having a conversation. Two blonds are having a conversation when one says to the other ""I had sex with a brazilian last night"" The other blond replies ""WOW that's a lot of men"""

"Why do rednecks like Halloween? Because they can Pump-Kin"

"How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard? Put it in the back yard."