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Joke of the Day
"Why do blondes have such large belly-buttons Their boyfriends are also blonde."
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"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work."
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"Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce."
"One can't fly, but a toucan."
"""Where does it hurt?"" the doctor asked. ""Right Ear"" replied the Englishman, pointing to his broken ankle."
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"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. Inanimate."
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