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Joke of the Day

"A hole in my heart... There's a hole in my heart ever since Macho Man Randy Savage died a hole that can only be filled if I snap into a slim Jim"

"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"

"Redditor and the Hooker . . . you won't *BELIEVE* what she told him! Keep the LPTs and give me my sixty dollars."

"What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party? You might actually get me to sub here."

"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"

"All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates ""I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."""

"What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."

"2019: Tumblr blinks offline, satisfied, having completed its mission of collecting all existing TV and film footage as GIF files."

"Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?"

"What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death? QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"