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Joke of the Day

"""Where does it hurt?"" the doctor asked. ""Right Ear"" replied the Englishman, pointing to his broken ankle."

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum. What'd you think it was?"

"My head feels like something Picasso would have drawn."

"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""

"[Dinner date] I'm a T-shirt and jeans kind of girl, so I guess I'm kinda a momgirl ""You mean tomgirl?"" Don't talk with your mouth full."

"What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter) They both have Sandy Claws. BOOM!"

"What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made? He thought it was ""being at Apple every day"", not ""eating an apple every day""."

"What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet."

"Does pornography degrade women? Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?"