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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."

"I don't care how old I am, I will see Finding Dory."

"Why some people like Donald Trump... Because he doesn't beat around the ""Bush"""

"Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches."

"What is red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."

"When the moon hits your eye/like an eel in the sky That's a moray"

"What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather."

"What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke? I literally cant even write now"

"How do you fuck a fat chick? Roll her over in flour and find the wet spot"

"Vintage Joke: What's yellow and writes? A ball point banana!"