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Joke of the Day

"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"

"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"

"He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic he got up on one knee."

"Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know the exact number, but many Hans make light work."

"Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment? He can't get out of a bath."

"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"

"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""

"Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving."