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Joke of the Day
"I tried to buy some purfume from a vending machine, But it was out of odour"
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"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?"
"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""
"What do you call two crows on a park bench? Attempted murder."
"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."
"Why do tulips glow? Because they come from bulbs. (This is the only *dad* joke I know.)"
"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one."
"Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she got hit by a bus"
"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"
"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."