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Joke of the Day

"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"

"Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."

"What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final? A referee"

"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."

"My wife has a memory like an elephant I just wish she didn't look like one"

"Grandson told me his uncle abused him as an April fools prank. I don't know why he's so upset I didn't fall for it."

"Gardens (only clean joke I know) Why don't you tell secrets in a garden? Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk."

"Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about."