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Joke of the Day
"My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night."
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"Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee: ""FIFA has an Ethics Committee"""
"Even on my death bed my wife will be telling me how she had a worse day than me."
"Why is the ocean salty? Because land doesn't wave back."
"I got into a fight with an artist last night... We drew."
"Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!"
"Your mother is so big that... ...when she is in a plane it makes a solar eclipse."
"What does a dog get at the vet? [FIXED]"
"Sexist joke (insulting but funny) What do you call a woman who's lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced!"
"So today my dad called me a ""Smart Alec""... ...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec."