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Joke of the Day
"I think people who use ""go fly a kite"" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults."
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"In 2000 years, people will celebrate all this with chocolate eggs delivered by an imaginary rabbit. ~Time travelling me, to Pontius Pilate."
"shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*"
"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."
"Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life."
"I recently won a punctuation competition. My prize was an apos-*trophy*."
"How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?"
"Justin Bieber isn't gay he just likes to get his cheekbones blown out."
"When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul."
"#1: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?"