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Joke of the Day
"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"
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"My boobs float because they're above C level."
"If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right?"
"A gay joke Being gay is hard ass fuck"
"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."
"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."
"Your honor? My client would like to address the court and ruin everything."
"Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !"
"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"
"Black rotten roses & run over kittens Teeth falling out & a test is unwritten Naked in public becoming a meme Theseareafewofmyterribledreams"