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Joke of the Day

"You play the victim so well, I'm surprise you don't carry around your own piece of chalk."

"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."

"Why was Joan of Arc never good in debates? Because she could not take the heat."

"DID YOU KNOW: The average Apple worker works 16 hours longer than the average Apple battery."

"Most fucked up joke I ever heard (nsfw) The moment when you eat out your grandma, taste horse semen and think to yourself ""So this must be how she died""."

"I hate when I'm in a room with 3 other people, & I have to shove the entire kit kat in my mouth."

"TIL: Studies have shown that people who annually experiance more birthdays tend to live longer. 'The more you know'"

"What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now? Germany/Brasil 7-1"

"Me: It's not illegal to be rude to cops. Them: Well, if you poke a bear, what do you expect? Me: That's why we don't make bears cops."

"I once new a guy that worked at a tool and die company... ...He was hit with a tool, and died"