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Joke of the Day
"Why did the police assault the crowd? Because a-peppering them would make them sneeze!"
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"Why does a cow need a bell? Because its horn doesn't work."
"Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback."
"What did one Japanese man say to the other? Something in Japanese."
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"The toilet felt abandoned... ... but pubic cares :) sorry... I just had to."
"Did you hear about the Grizzly that killed a camper? He used his bear hands"
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"Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers? Because they are in bread."
"Help with telegraph/Morse code joke I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and my teacher is a sucker for a good joke/pun. Any help?"