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Joke of the Day
"Why does a cow need a bell? Because its horn doesn't work."
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"Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon... They're always breaking my balls."
"Which popstar cuts down trees? Michael LumberJackson"
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"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep making paintings of my parents fighting?"
"What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding? A film that needs morbids."
"A quick way to get your kids to leave you alone is to say, ""I need to make your dentist appointment."""
"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""
"I had sex with Obama last night... And I'd just like to say, let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing!"
"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."