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Joke of the Day

"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."

"On this day in history: people related to you whose names you do not know performed actions that were never recorded."

"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"

"Second chances: When it just didn't hurt enough the first time."

"*replies to all sexy dms with pics of my laundry pile"

"Why did 10 die? 10 was in the middle of 9/11"

"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth? A mechanic."

"I heard there was a paedophile roaming my neighbourhood. I don't know who it could be, nearly all of my neighbours are sexy little kids..."

"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza gets out of the oven."