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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar and see three bitches. Because he's a misogynist."
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"ME: nice fanny pack u weirdo KANGAROO: *puts phone in pouch, pulls out a knife* ME: holy shit"
"What is a feminist's favorite math topic? Triggerednometry"
"Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost? He was scared sheetless."
"*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY. HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!"
"What did the grapes say to their parents after they put them into a nursing home? Thanks for raisin us"
"How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet."
"It's rather pathetic that the only thing that consistently works on my car is the Check Engine light."
"Just watched 7 hours of the Inside of my Eyelids Channel. Lotta black shows."
"Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday."