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Joke of the Day
"What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas? Sigh-lent night"
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"the vibrator was invented when Dr Edward Vibrator got extremely chilly whilst shagging Mrs Vibrator and his shivering sent her to cum town"
"With Zyan Malik leaving 1D.. *zyan malik or whatever leaves 1d. *Kayne West gets in. *kicks everyone out of the band. *there's room for only 1 direction homie. *it's West."
"DTF (Down time finally) -mom's everywhere"
"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
"I saw a fat kid sitting on a seesaw all by himself. I stopped and waited for another kid to fall from the sky. I left disappointed."
"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?"
"Auto-correct turned ""likeable"" into ""lickable"" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation."
"What makes mexican and black jokes so similar? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."