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Joke of the Day
"What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas? Sigh-lent night"
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"fat girls with small boobs are the reason i have trust issues"
"Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward."
"Using the domino's pizza tracker app seems like a great way to carjack someone you know isn't going to put up that much of a fight"
"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"
"I like to go to the vet It's a lot cheaper than the doctor. The only shitty part is the thermometer"
"How do you get a frog out of a paper bag? Ripit"
"What's grey, has one leg, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you? A kidney dialysis machine."
"I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because.. I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: ""ALLAHU AKBAR!!"" and the sound of an explosion."
"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."