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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite holiday? Cinco De Porto!"
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"When the grammar nazi learned his friend had less than 6 months to live. *fewer"
"My wife is playing hard to get. Rid of."
"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."
"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."
"We've updated Skype so you have the latest version... it includes performance improvements and general fixes."
"Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride"
"Guy walks into a bar and asks for a ""Lindsay Lohan shot""... Bartender asks ""What is that?"" He replies with ""Oh you know, A redheaded-slut with a splash of coke."""
"What's the best rape prevention tool? A de-boning knife."
"I had to turn off my carbon monoxide detector... ...The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."