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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, ""do you know how to drive this thing?"

"If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling?"

"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"

"How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!"

"They say us men all think with our dicks... but all I want is a woman who will blow my mind."

"What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian? Orientation."

"This show 2 broke girls"

"If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff."

"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse."

"I just told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."