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Joke of the Day
"If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling?"
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"I, for one, is a pretty weak Scrabble play."
"I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... That you didn't read that number :)"
"#MyHomelessSignWouldSay Obama aint the only one who wants change"
"Apple recently changed the gun emoji into a water pistol emoji... Meanwhile Microsoft has just changed their toy blaster emoji into a real gun shots fired i guess"
"A reporter interviewed a 103-year-old woman. ""And what is the best thing about being 103?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied, ""No peer pressure."""
"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""
"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."
"Rick Astley will give you all of his Disney movies. But he is never gonna give you Up"
"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"