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Joke of the Day

"This show 2 broke girls"

"Women are like Wi-Fi. They're everywhere and no one will tell me the password"

"Throwing glass is wrong in some peoples eyes."

"I have a light that gets sexually aroused by me. I turn him on."

"Frownie wink wins for most confusing emoji ;("

"What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!"

"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"

"I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it."

"Women that date guys with bad grammar are the goodest."