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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"

"What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren? British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek."

"Can't get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."

"What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe."

"Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining."

"what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore"

"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"

"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."

"What do you call an old person from Portugal? A portugeeser"

"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."