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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."

"I made the kids put sunglasses on the snowman so he wouldn't have to make eye contact with the neighbors."

"How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything."

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was a play on words. I'll let myself out."

"Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space."

"Hipster James Bond Movie - Oddjob uses a Fedora as a deadly throwing hat."

"My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime."

"The number One day,i saw a girl whose Facebook name is 70.Because of curiosity I added her.Until i have done with her and her name changed to 71, i know what her means."

"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"

"The punchline might tie in perfectly with the joke... or it might knot."