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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren? British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek."

"Tips to reduce weight... First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!"

"Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !"

"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"

"A white lie: ""No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans""."

"Why should jokes always be sent over TCP? Because you're assured that the recipient will get it. (Don't you DARE explain the joke in the comments)"

"In my town alot of people are mean... It's pretty average for them."

"When you're craving a Krabby Patty so bad!!! But the Krusty Krab is closed....and also fictional."

"If clouds became sentient... They would take over the world."

"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."