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Joke of the Day

"After a long search, I finally found the French cologne I was looking for... It was hiding behind the American cologne"

"Before Instagram people had to display their photos in fish tanks full of piss."

"[In a cucumber submarine] 1st mate: *inspecting leak* we're taking on saltwater captain Cptn: hm yes looks like we're in quite the pickle"

"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."

"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."

"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."

"You know what channel The Republican debate is on? I don't know man, maybe check Comedy Central?"

"What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods? Darth Deciduous"

"i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus"

"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."