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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods? Darth Deciduous"

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"

"What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy? Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke."

"When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."

"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."

"What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart? Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol"

"How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway."

"What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after? A one night stand with Jesus"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You osculate its tit a lot!"