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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."
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"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad."
"If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough."
"What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!"
"Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose"
"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"
"5 SECONDS AGO! What do we want? TIME TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them?"
"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."
"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."
"Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves"