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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."
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"The hardest thing about being a pedophile Is trying to fit in"
"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"
"There are two girls sitting at a bar, quietly."
"""I bet all those murders are done by that hooded guy whose always running around rooftops w 17 weapons on him.""-Nobody in Assassin's Creed"
"So I called my urologist... Receptionist: ""Can you hold?"" Me: ""No...that's why I'm calling"""
"2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party."
"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."