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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"
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"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""
"My wife always finds a reason to hate every girl that I bring home."
"All right stop, coagulate and thicken"
"A cow moves in next door to a horse... ...the horse says, ""Welcome to the neighhhhhhhhhhhhborhood!"""
"Anyone who says time flies, has obviously never been on a treadmill."
"I thought I felt a spider crawling on my neck. Now I have to pretend I was breakdancing at this bank."
"Friend said I was becoming antisocial. Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions."
"Mega Bites by Amos Quito"
"What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not? Democracy"