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Joke of the Day
"My wife always finds a reason to hate every girl that I bring home."
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"I'm writing a horror story. It's about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it's ok to talk to her. So much blood."
"What is the difference between ice and dry ice ? Dry ice lacks of water."
"An Irishman and Two British men Walk into a bar......."
"Why is a train like a stick of gum? One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."
"Weekend's coming up. Time to surf the real world."
"I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. Unfortunately, I'm home-schooled."
"Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be pissed"
"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""
"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."