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Joke of the Day

"Friend said I was becoming antisocial. Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions."

"Didja hear an LGBT singer just came out with a cover of that Santana Grammy-winner from a few years back? It's called ""Brooth"""

"Why did the black man buy 4 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale."

"You're more useless than a..."

"Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!"

"I learned today that ""bust a nut"" doesn't mean ""work really hard"" and boy aren't I embarrassed about using it in all those work memos."

"I read an article today about a cat who saved his owner's life. I'm still trying to teach mine not to vomit hairballs on my bed."

"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."

"My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband."

"A white man was arrested after shooting a black man on the street. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."