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Joke of the Day

"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""

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"HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, OR AS IT'S KNOWN AS IN ARIZONA, ""CINCO DE WHAT-O? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST-O, PACO"""
"Knock knock You: ""Knock knock"" Victim: ""Who's there?"" You: ""I ate up"" Victim: ""I ate up who?"" (May need to be read aloud)"
"Q. What is the color of the wind? A. Blew."
"Are you alright? No, you are all left"
"Thanks to ringtones, I now associate all my favorite songs with the annoyance and dread of being interrupted and having to talk to somebody."
"Hey man, want to buy some stolen peppers? Careful, they're hot."
"I tried on a parachute at an extreme sports retailer the other day, and asked my girlfriend how I looked. ""It suits you down to the ground"", she said."
"Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow."
"Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask."