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Joke of the Day

"I was helping Mom with the computer and now she thinks I'm racist... All I told her to do was push ""ALT + """

"GUY 1: I beat cancer GUY 2: I backpacked thru Europe GUY 1: So what? GUY 2: And I didn't tell anyone about it when I got back GUY 1: You win"

"Why did the atoms cross the road? It was time to split."

"As a gay male, just once, I wish someone would ask me how I like my coffee. Them: Hey, how do you like your coffee? Me: Like I love my men! Them: Oh, Black? Me: No, anally!"

"family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise"

"What would the Reddit political party be called? The know-kn0thing party."

"I'm against vaccination! Vaccines save lives and I'm against overpopulation!"

"My book on tantric sex finally arrived. Damn thing took ages to come."

"What did Harry Potter say when his waiter gave him the wrong drink? ""Sir, when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!"" (Hauls ass towards the exit)"

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."