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Joke of the Day
"Time flies in Italy.... ...Everywhere you look, another Dago's by....."
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"After 3 months of Crest White Strips, my teeth are so white they bought me a gift card to Anthropologie & wont stop talking about Mad Men."
"-""What should we call our band?"" -Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!"
"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"
"If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud... ...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket"
"A baby seal walked into a club... =)"
"A body was found.... In the bus station early this morning. A man was drowned in milk, buried in Cheerios, with a banana stuxk in his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer...."
"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!"
"What's the fastest curry in the world? Usain Balti.."
"What do you call a Jewish piano? A cash register."