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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you torture corn to death? Macabre!"
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"I don't get Roomba commercials. Like who spills an entire box of cereal on the floor and is like eh leave it for the robot to clean up"
"Knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Hurry up Bobbi Kristina, I have to use the bathroom!"
"When someone tells you to ""get a Life,"" just take theirs. They'll be happy you took their advice, and you'll be happy they're dead."
"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."
"A man walks in to a green grocer's ""Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"" ""No"" interrupted the carrot."
"Why was the tree in prison because it committed treeson"
"I call my email my ""memail"" because it's filled with personal mails just for me. Here's a heartfelt letter from the Gap. Right in my memail."
"How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!"
"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids: What did one lightbulb to say to the other? Watts up?"