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Joke of the Day
"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Tickle the goat under the chin."
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"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"
"I can prove that every redditor can read other people's minds Other people's minds"
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"
"What's the difference between you and mallard with a cold? One's a sick dick, and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore. -SNL reruns-"
"Unfortunately, the house having 'period features' turned out to mean we had to get the decorators in once a month."
"[OC] Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? Because he lost interest."
"How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside."
"I got fired from the church nursery for racing the babies."
"""What's up?"" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction."