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Joke of the Day

"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Tickle the goat under the chin."

"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."

"What's the smallest instrument in the world? An e-lectron."

"So, turns out the Virgin Mary was a prostitute... Cause she had sex with God for a little prophet."

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."

"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"

"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it"

"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... And he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""

"Know how to tell the sex of an ant? Throw it in water! If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats... buoyant."

"What did the town say to it's father, the city, when it left to get groceries Ciudad"